犹记小儿初长时——你又不是神父

儿子小时候贪玩，停滞不前，我非常着急，几次告诉他现在学的太轻松了，该努力了，而且还要告诉他将来要考什么什么的，儿子总是漫不经心地对待我，一次，我气急了说：你又不是神童，再不努力，就被别的同学撵上了！继而我又说：你要是神童就好了，直接考少年科技大学，省的又是新加坡、又是考一本的。儿子抬抬眼皮，看了我一眼，幽幽地说：你又不是神父，我怎么能是神童？——我晕倒！

Remember my son was achild——You are not a priest

When my son was a child, he was fond of playing and stagnated. I was very anxious. I told him several times that it was too easy for him to study now and that it was time to work hard. Besides, I also told him what to test in the future. My son always treated me carelessly. Once, I was impatient and said: you are not a child prodigy. If you don't work hard, you will be chased by other students! Then I said: if only you were a child prodigy, you would take the Junior University of science and technology directly, and the province would be Singapore, and the province would take another one. The son raised his eyelids, looked at me and said: you are not a priest. How can I be a child prodigy—— I faint!