《50度灰》要被新加坡推特网友玩坏了QAQ节操都去哪了

新加坡眼按：平时总是发布微博网友的搞笑评论合集，今天咱们也看看新加坡推特网友们是怎样玩坏《50度灰》的。18岁以下理解字面意思即可，无需在家长帮助下阅读本文。

1.・゜゜♡・。✧˖ ‏@cndyfIoss

Is it in yet? Yeah. Is it tight? Feels weirdya sure. Is it comfy? Oh god no. I told you BATA stands for buy and throw away

“进去了么？” “嗯。””够紧么？”“紧，不过有点儿奇怪。”“舒服么？”“一点儿不啊。”“我就跟你说了BATA的鞋不好穿吧。”（BATA躺枪）

2.Benjamin Kheng ‏@benjaminkheng

I tremble with anticipation; she slidestowards me, raised finger to my lips. “Ah Boy ah tissue one dollar.”

我满怀期待的颤抖着，她慢慢的走近我，轻轻伸出纤细的手指到我唇边，轻声的说：“小哥，纸巾三包只要一块钱。”

3.syakirah ‏@SyakirahNasri

It was a tight fit. It was hard to go in.Finally when he was in, he gasped in relief.

好紧，根本进不去。最后，他终于使劲浑身解数插了进去。紧张的身心终于可以得到释放-别担心，这就是新加坡的早班地铁

4.ah beng ‏@ahbengpls

She opened her mouth, gasping as the thickwhite substance filled her mouth and throat immediately. “Stupidhaze.”

她轻轻地张开嘴，因为嘴里吸满了细小白色粉末而轻轻的喘着气，慢慢说道：“该死的雾霾。”

5.❄princessa❄ ‏@tornjpg_

I groaned. He kept going faster and faster. Icouldn’t take the speed “Slow down!” as I tried to copy notes duringlecture

我已经不行了，他却越来越快。“我受不了，慢点儿吧！”我心里默默和讲台上的老师说。

6.Ervin Han ‏@ErvinHan

She screamed for him to stop, but he keptpumping away. She wanted half tank, but the Shell uncle heard full tank.

她尖叫着求他停下来，可是他丝毫不愿停手。她只想加半箱，可是壳牌加油站的安哥以为她要满箱。

7.Ervin Han ‏@ErvinHan

Her legs shook as waves of pleasure rockedher body. Then the salesman asked,”Auntie, you buying this Osim chair ornot?”

她的双腿因如潮的快感而颤抖着。此时旁边的男售货员问道：“安替，这款OSIM按摩椅您要了么？”

8.Shaik Azad ‏@2moonsintheskyy

His breathing got heavier, body full of sweat. Thesatisfaction and pleasure he felt was immense. He completed his 2.4km.

他的呼吸原来越沉重，全身已被汗水湿透，快感和成就感越来越急促。他终于完成了2.4公里的长跑

9.Ryaan ‏@ryaannaayr

“Remember to pull out when you’redone!” He was too late, now the atm machine is temporarily out of service.

“结束了要记得拔出来啊!”他还是晚了一步。自动提款机吞了他的卡无法继续使用了。

10.Danial Ron ‏@DanialRon 4小时4小时前

“Staircase pe?” “Scared lahbabe….” “Rilek ah b, no one can see us….” ..as the minorslit their first cigarettes

“亲爱的去楼梯间？”“不要，被人看见怎么办？”“怕什么，没有人会发现的。”就这样两个未成年人点燃了他们的第一支烟。

11.Tan Sri ‏@MFBMA

“SWALLOW IT! I SAID SWALLOW IT” hebellowed. She cried as she tried to. She hates the taste of Brands ChickenEssence

“含进嘴里，我跟你说含进嘴里,”他想她怒吼道。她一边哭泣一边不断的进行着尝试。尽管她真心讨厌这个牌子的鸡精。

12.syakirah ‏@SyakirahNasri

“URGH I’m so wet” shegroans at her boyfriend. Apparently it was raining and her bf didn’t want toshare the umbrella.

“讨厌，人家都湿透了”。她向他撒娇道。可是他显然不愿意在这种雨天撑伞给她

13.Samuel See @MrSamSee

As he grabbed her exposed melons, he whispered: “it’s nice and firm.”

“Ah Boy, $4 per kilo” relpied the fruit anty.

他抚摸着她，喃喃自语：“又美又紧致”。

“四块钱一斤。”卖水果的安替回答。

14.AudrieAu ‏@mathematicaldog

“Don’t stop, oh, don’t stop!” she moaned.The car in front slowed to a halt just as the light turned red.

“不要停啊，不要停啊！”她大声叫着。可是前面的车还是在路口即将变成红灯时停了下来。

15.Nik ‏@pritmann

Baby, go slow. Pull in here for at least two mins cuz ERP ends in twomins…

亲爱的，慢一点儿，等两分钟再继续。电子收费两分钟后就结束啦。

（新加坡眼整理自twitter）